Poker tip #1

I am, if anything, a break-even poker player. I realize that I have much to learn when it comes to poker. My game is nowhere near the level of bloggers like Focault, and so I do not even attempt to dole out poker advice. But this one time I will deign to give a little words of wisdom: Don't talk smack if you don't have game to back it up.

Today I jumped on FTP to play a little poker. Due to the amount of free time, I decided to play a heads up sit-n-go. Things didn't start out so well when on the third hand I made a bad call

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 10+0.50 Tournament, 10/20 Blinds (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

The Russian (SB) (t1560)
Hero (Button) (t1440)

Hero's M: 48.00

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3, K
Hero bets t60, The Russian calls t40

Flop: (t120) 6, 2, K (2 players)
The Russian checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t120) 7 (2 players)
The Russian bets t100, Hero calls t100

River: (t320) 9 (2 players)
The Russian bets t333, Hero calls t333

Total pot: t986

Results:
Hero had 3, K (one pair, Kings).
The Russian had 4, Q (flush, King high).
Outcome: The Russian won t986

Tried to get a little tricky with my top pair and paid the price when I didn't thing about the possible crubs (this guy must read the BWoP).

After that, the guy starts calling me every variation on donkey (donkey, super donk, donk etc.) whenever I made a laydown to a big bet. Maybe he was bluffing, but I never had a hand to look him up. Twice I battled back from a short stack to take the chip lead only to be whittled down again. All the while, suffering his little jabs.

Never giving up, I just continued to pick my spots until this hand came up.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 10+0.50 Tournament, 20/40 Blinds (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

The Russian (Button) (t1807)
Hero (SB) (t1193)

Hero's M: 19.88

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, K
The Russian bets t120, Hero calls t80

Flop: (t240) 2, J, Q (2 players)
Hero checks, The Russian bets t160, Hero calls t160

Turn: (t560) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, The Russian bets t333, Hero raises to t666, The Russian raises to t1527 (All-In), Hero calls t247 (All-In)

River: (t2386) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t2386

Results:
The Russian had Q, 10 (one pair, Queens).
Hero had 10, K (straight, King high).
Outcome: Hero won t2386

And then suddenly all the needling stopped. Not a peep out of him for the rest of the match. I couldn't help myself and had to throw one little jab in there and wrote "how to you say "donkey" in Russian?"

After realizing that this guy was weak sauce I just decided to sit back and wait for him to make a misstep, which didn't take long:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 10+0.50 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

The Russian (Button) (t774)
Hero (SB) (t2226)

Hero's M: 29.68

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 9
The Russian bets t150, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t300) 9, 6, 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, The Russian bets t624 (All-In), Hero calls t624

Turn: (t1548) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t1548) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t1548

Results:
The Russian had K, A (high card, Ace).
Hero had 8, 9 (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Hero won t1548

How to win a 45-man SNG

Get hit in the face by the deck. Hard. Win coin flips.

Last night on Full Tilt I had AA 3 times (in 4 hands), AK 3 times, KK twice and QQ once. And they all held up. Having nearly 50% of the chips in play at the final table I was able to steal with impunity. I only lost the chip lead when we got heads up but then this hand came up:

FullTiltPoker Game: $10 + $1 Sit & Go, Table 2 - 800/1600 - No Limit Hold'em -

Seat 1: Opponent (39,020)
Seat 9: tanksj (28,480)

Opponent posts the small blind of 800
tanksj posts the big blind of 1,600

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tanksj [2c 3d]
Opponent raises to 4,200
tanksj calls 2,600

*** FLOP *** [2s 8d 3c]
tanksj checks
Opponent bets 7,000
tanksj raises to 24,280, and is all in
Opponent calls 17,280
tanksj shows [2c 3d]
Opponent shows [Td Tc]

*** TURN *** [2s 8d 3c] [6h]
Opponent: lol

*** RIVER *** [2s 8d 3c 6h] [Ac]
Opponent: nh
tanksj shows two pair, Threes and Twos
Opponent shows a pair of Tens
tanksj wins the pot (56,960) with two pair, Threes and Twos

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 56,960 | Rake 0
Board: [2s 8d 3c 6h Ac]
Seat 1: Opponent (small blind) showed [Td Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 9: tanksj (big blind) showed [2c 3d] and won (56,960) with two pair, Threes and Twos

You know you're running good when you win with 32o.

Random Facebook encounter

I have to admit that I am a bit of a voyeur when it comes to Facebook. When I see a friend tagged in a photo I often follow the link and check out the album. There are people out there I don't know but whose wedding pictures I have seen. People on the beach, lots of drunk people, you put it in an album and tag someone I know and there's a good chance I've seen it.

And so I found myself going through an album of a friend of a friend. Now the mutual friend has since moved away so I was curious to see what she was up to. So I'm going through the pictures and some across one that has a comment by "Mark Seif." A close look at his profile pic and his profile and there's a very good chance that this is Mark Seif, the professional poker player. Now there's a very good chance that my friend has never even met Mark, but what a funny, small world it is that he is friends with a friend of a friend.

Happiness is ... (II)

Getting it all in on the turn with your opponent drawing dead.

Middle stages of the 11:00 AM Saturday tournament at the Snoqualmie casino. I'm in late middle position and look down to see pocket rockets. One limper with whom I've played one hand against since he got moved to our table (In the previous hand he called strong bets on the flop and turn with Ax9c with aces and the club flush draw). I raise about 4 times the BB and all fold to the limper who calls. Flop comes Ac 7c 9?. He bets (thank you!). No sense in getting cute here. I know he's not going to go away if he has an ace and I want to make him pay if he's chasing a flush draw so I raise about the size of the pot and he calls. Turn is a 4 (not a club) and he puts me all in and I call. There are times like these when your opponent will flip over something like Kc 9c and you have to sweat the river but thankfully this was not one of them. He shows A7 and I can sit back and watch the meaningless 4 fall on the river.

I had a good time at the Snoqualmie. Their tournament is your typical "draw them in so they'll play cash games" fast tournament. The rounds are only 15 minutes but they use shuffling machines and there wasn't a lot of hollywooding so we got in a fair number of hands in at each level. Maybe it's because the number of players is capped at 80 and the buy-in is only $60 but there didn't seem to be as many pro wanna-bes as the Tulalip Saturday tourney with a $90 buy-in and sometimes over 150 players. There was one guy who I played a little pai-gow with while waiting for the tourney to start who I prayed wouldn't be at my table. The way he bitched and moaned about every hand I just knew he would annoying. Luckily I never had to find out as I saw him leaving before the first break.

This was the first hand at our table. Folds around to older gentleman (OG) in MP who raises to about 3x the BB. He gets called by asian woman on the button (WoB). Flop comes 4 5 6. OG bets out maybe half the pot and gets called by WoB. Turn comes 3 and OG bets and gets called again. I forget the river but it doesn't pair the board. OG goes all in and gets called by WoB. OG has 77, WoB has 44. After the woman leaves we all sit there in disbelief. OG comments on how the WoB never raised him and let him catch his straight for cheap.

At one point during the tournament we had back-to-back quads at our table, something I can't ever remember seeing before. In both instances, a shortish stack shoved all in (the first one with 66, the second with 77) only to be called by AK. In each hand, the pocket pair improved to quads by the end. The next hand after that I'm in the BB with 5c7c and see a flop of 2c 5d 7d. I check-raise-re-raise-all-in an early position bettor only to have him turn over 5h7h. Sadly my free-roll didn't result in the flush and we chopped.

Overall I played pretty tight and used that image to steal a few pots here and there. Except for one mis-step, I think I played pretty solid, straightforward poker and only got it in with the worst of it a couple of times and even then I wasn't a big dog. When our table got broken and we were down to two tables I had about T11,000 in chips with blinds at 1,000/2,000. After stealing the blinds once I caught AdKd on my BB and tripled up against KJo and JJ. A short time later I busted a small stack with QQ against his 88 and from that point coasted to the final table.

I arrived at the final table as one of the top 3 biggest stacks and was able to sit back and let the little stacks make desperation shoves. Down to three the blinds were 10,000/20,000 and we were pretty evenly stacked so a chop was proposed. As is my MO, as soon as the deal was agreed upon I played like a donk and shoved from the button with 6d9d only to have the SB wake up with AQo. The flop gave me a flush draw but that was as good as I got and I busted out in third.

You talking to me?

Now, I have to tell you (actually, I have said this a few times before, but it bears repeating) that most poker blogs are crap, as far as I'm concerned. (Of course, their keepers might say the same about mine, but that's how tastes and opinions go.) Most of them just talk about specific hands and sessions, whining about bad beats, blah, blah, blah. I find them unreadable after about 30 seconds. Moreover, they tend to butcher the language and rules of writing the way I'd expect from a typical middle-school student. At a bad school. Who had flunked English. Twice. Poker Grump

Now I didn't flunk English but this is exactly the kind of blog the Poker Grump is talking about. I'd like to think that I keep the whining to a minimum but it is my own little self indulgent space. Plus I get to play in a freeroll here and there.

I haven't been playing a lot of poker lately so not much to report. It's amazing how much of a time sink a toddler can be. By the time he's down for the night and things are cleaned up I don't have any energy to play online. Not that I really mind; I'll take spending time with the little one over playing with jackasses and donkeys any day.

dumb ass = Me

Played in the Starts WBCOOP PLO8 event tonight. I don't play much (any) PLO8 but I figured I would give it shot. You really are trying to place in the top 72 so that you win a seat in the main event so this is really just a satellite. Sure, top 10 places pay out some extra goodies, but 1-72 all get a seat in the final event. With that in mind, when I sucked out on a guy with a 2 outer on the river and found myself 12th in chips with a little over 130 to go, I should have just walked away. The poker gods had smiled down on me and rewarded my stupidity (in my defense, I had a straight and 2nd nut flush draw, I just didn't realize that he already had his straight and had the nut flush draw) at which point I should have just stepped away, washed the dishes and let myself coast into the top 72.

But did I do that? Nooooooooo.....

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

HORSEing around

Been playing some .50/1 HORSE on Full Tilt and play money Badugi on Stars just for shits and giggles. I've been having a good time brushing up on the mixed games and managing to book a couple of wins at the same time. It's also been a good exercise in patience. I'm sure I'm not the only one who experience this, but it seems like I get rolled up pairs in Razz (especially Kings and Queens) way more than I do in Stud. I think my record was 5 bring-ins in a row at one point. Razz and Stud are especially fun when the table gets short-handed and people are winning with a J low or A high. The turnover at the tables is pretty high. People sit down with $10 and burn through that pretty quick and leave. Good starting hand selection and patience resulted in 1.5 buy-ins in a couple of hours.

I'm still trying to figure out Badugi. I could see how there could be some big swings if you were playing for cash. Right now I'm just playing with play money so people are chasing and drawing 3 and 4 cards regularly so I'd be interested to try my hand playing for real money some time.