10 September 2008

Fish say the funniest things...

FullTiltPoker: $5 + $0.40 Heads Up Shootout, Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: Fish (1,350)
Seat 2: Tmo (1,650)
Tmo posts the small blind of 15
Fish posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tmo [Kh 6c]
Tmo calls 15
Fish has 15 seconds left to act
Fish checks
*** FLOP *** [6d 5c Ks]
Fish checks
Tmo bets 30
Fish raises to 120
Tmo raises to 420
Fish raises to 1,320, and is all in
Tmo calls 900
Fish shows [Ts Kd]
Tmo shows [Kh 6c]
*** TURN *** [6d 5c Ks] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 5c Ks 3c] [Ac]
Fish shows a pair of Kings
Tmo shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
Tmo wins the pot (2,700) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,700 | Rake 0
Board: [6d 5c Ks 3c Ac]
Seat 1: Fish (big blind) showed [Ts Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Tmo (small blind) showed [Kh 6c] and won (2,700) with two pair, Kings and Sixes

Dealer: Fish finishes in 4th place
Fish: seriously ?
Fish: lol
Fish stands up
Fish (Observer): donkey
Tmo: ok
Tmo: fold 2 pr?
Fish (Observer): no wonder ur a losing player
I love this. Guy limps in, flops top pair, mediocre kicker, and calls me a donkey for calling with top two. I guess he is incredulous that I didn't take his check-raise-all-in to mean that he had slow played pocket Kings, sixes or threes.

Now I may be a losing player, but I seriously question how much of a winning player he is when he is playing $5 sit-n-gos and can't get away from top pair with a ten kicker.

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